You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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