O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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