You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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