Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize
