Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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