I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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