WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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