Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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