I love black thongs
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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