No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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