My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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