Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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