Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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