i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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