butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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