He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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