Plan B is the new Plan A
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
