It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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