Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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