im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
The ass gains better be worth it
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