Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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