that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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