When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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