His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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