Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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