fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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