Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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