Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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