she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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