Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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