I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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