It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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