Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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