Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
You're earring is so big in my mouth
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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