You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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