god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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