We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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