he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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