Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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