Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
