I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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