i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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