you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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