scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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