Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
