you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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