my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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