Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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