So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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