Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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