I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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