Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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