Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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