After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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