worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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