Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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