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I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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