can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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