Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
